Sidekick To The Dog Of Dormancy

"Sabrina why are you wearing two different shoes?"

"I didn't have time to match. I was defending my feet against the Kitten of Doom."

This could be her new moniker if the whole sweet and feminine "Hermione" thing doesn't work out.

Sometimes A Toilet Beats Out Brad Pitt

"Mama I was having a really good dream and I accidentally wet the bed in my sleep."

What were you dreaming?

"I was dreaming about being on the toilet."

Days Like These I Remember This Comment

"Mama are you sure you want to have another baby? Jamie's a real handful. And I am too sometimes."

Sage wisdom from Young Grasshopper.

I'm Built For A Live-In Housekeeper Myself

Upon insisting that Sabrina help me by matching and folding a load of clean socks:

"But Mama I'm not BUILT for laundry!"

Romance Is Not Dead In Our House (But It's Seriously Injured)

Upon catching me browsing the Tiffany & Co. website, Sabrina says, "Are you having an Anniversary or something?"

Why yes in fact we are. It will be Mommy and Daddy's Ten Year Anniversary this July.

"Yeah but that means Daddy should buy you that jewelry."

Yes but if we wait for that Mommy won't get any jewelry.

It's Just Possible She Might Be Watching Too Much Television

"Mama, can I stay up until 8/7 Central on Friday?"

Snippets

Look Sabrina! There is the sign that says we have just entered West Virginia!

"Wow! Do they speak English here?"

Technically, yes.

She's Her Mother's Daughter

"Mama, can I have just one of your credit cards? Just to get me started?"