Despite using half a roll of toilet paper per poop, the boy obviously has not mastered the art of wiping his own bum.
Note to self: Grab lightly from the laundry pile.
Fixin’ to - [image: fixin to] I admire people who can wear wacky outfits and go crazy with color, but I am not those people. I wish I were more like those people.
15 hours ago