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Don't you hate it when you get out of the shower and you have to poop?

(With an opening line like that I'm pretty sure this entry can only go up but I've been known to be wrong)

This morning no sooner had I stepped out and toweled off than I needed to use the facility. It's like it pretty much destroys the whole purpose of the shower.

Because I don't care how well you wipe, there's going to be microscopic poop remnants. For some reason if this occurs later in the day this doesn't bother me as much. But straight out of the shower?

Man it's enough to ruin my whole day.

It ranks right up there with brushing your teeth and throwing up. Which I did regularly while pregnant.

And that's maybe even worse than a fresh out of the shower poop. Because if you throw up when you brush your teeth you've got to brush your teeth again.

Can we see the vicious cycle forming here people?

And while we're on the subject of poop - (no don't go changing the subject on me people. It's MY blog and I can talk about poop if I want to. It's been done before.)

What's up with babies pooping just as soon as you've put a fresh clean diaper on them?

These are just a few of the important things I ponder sometimes while I'm sitting on the......

Well, we won't go there.