The Straight Poop

I'm sure you were all waiting and wondering to hear exactly which child had diarrhea and the outcome of 13 hours in a vehicle.

Or maybe that's just me.

It was Jamie and he did just fine. We had lots of extra bathroom stops for him that first day but it was okay.

We did however insist he wear a pull-up for the trip. This deeply wounded his fully potty-trained four year old big boy sensibilities.

But I figure insurance can pay for his therapy someday. My van seats are leather dammit.