Sabrina: (using her very best dramatic stage-cry) Mama! He hit me REALLY hard in the back!
Me: Jamie! We don't hit! Five minute time-out. Go to your room!
Jamie: But Mama!
Me: No "Buts"!
Jamie: (sobbing his way up the steps) But Mama! I need to tell you something!
Me: I don't want to hear any excuses Jamie. We don't hit!
Jamie: (with real tears running down his cheeks) But Mama! I didn't hit her! I punched her!
Midtown up - Three Hipstamatic shots in one.
3 days ago